"If you trickn', then i'm treatn'."

So Me, Babe, the baby and BiL went to Friday's earlier in the day and ate together before babe and BiL hadda go to work.. BTW, Friday's Cajun Chicken and Shrimp Pasta is DELICIOUS!! On the way home, I don't know how it came up but BiL was telling us how the other day him and his boy was eatting at his Uncle's Pho job. Then some jawns came strolling in and sat down in the table right next to them and his boy was like.."wtf.."
Then the one jawn looked over at BiL and was like "you treatn' right?"
Then BiL goes, "wtf, treatn' what?"
Then she goes, "treatn' us."
Then he goes, "Yeah i'll treat. If you trickn', then i'm treatn'."
And she goes, "huh?"
BiL says, "If you TRICKN', i'm TREATN'."
And she says, "I don't understand what you're saying. I don't understand your "slang"."

I'm sitting here cracking the fuck up in the backseat like WTF... First off you and your homegirls be listening to rap with SLANG in it all the time. Ya'll be shaking your skank asses at the club 24/7 to RAP WITH SLANG and you mean to tell me you don't understand what he means when he says "if you trickn' then i'm treatn'." Surely honey, he wasn't talking about halloween cause obviously everyone and they moms knows that you and your HOES be TRICKN!. SMH... Second off, you gonna sit there and try to get his brother "jumped" then ask him to "treat" you and your girls? LOL

Matter of fact, people like that should go to urbandictionary.com and look up those slang terms that ya'll don't "understand". LOL SMH..
For all the other people who don't know what "trick" is:
tRicK'(n.) A broad term for describing women who are either teases, hoes, or one of the above pretending to be the other. Calling a woman a trick shows you are not impressed/convinced by their shit.

Term directed more toward females most commonly used for women who play with your head in the sense of acting like they want you one day and hardly noticing you the next or in simpler terms a woman who will suck you up but will fuck you up later on

"Man I don't need her, that bitch was nothin' but a trick"
BASICALLY, A TRICK IS A STRAIGHT-UP HOE!


Then I'm sitting here going through facebook and seeing people talking shit about other people ONLINE but when they seen that person IN PERSON they didn't say shit to em', instead you looking away, walking the fuck away!. WTF is wrong with these bitches thinking they some tough, bad bitches when really, they ain't.

Then BiL asked me what am i cause we was talking about Philly & Jersey ppls. Then i said, I'm a philajersey girl, PANJ. I'm FROM Philly, it's my hometown, i go back about 3-4times a week cause my mom and dad is still there.. But, I RESIDE in JERSEY. No, I ain't no wanna-be Jersey chick, get it right. I LIVE IN JERSEY SO STFU FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO TALK SHIT.

Onto some other shit.. DAMN Weening a teething baby is some hard shit. Jayden is just a whiney baby when he teethes period, but take away his bottle omg, it's so unbearable.! My poor baby, but he's gotta learn. I don't want my kid growing up with some fawked up ass teeth. I love how he gets when he's teething though, he gets whiney and clingy i can't do anything but i love how he holds onto me and doesn't let go even when he's sleeping. ;]