POSITIONS

sex positions LOL! i know i may sound like a freak, but whats wrong with being a freak ?

okays, so i was looking at all these sex positions on this website called " SEX INFO101.COM " its in 3-D, so it actually gives you like the full effect haha. i find it very interesting, but some of the positions look the same or something. it kind of look the same, but with different names for each and everyone of them. also, the comments that people leave for those positions, they're such hornballs lol. sex is nature & who cares, am i right ? well just check the site out.

p.s - & why the fuck isn't my fellow bloggers blogging, i understand trinh but what the fuck mary ?! lol. sheeesh, boutta change this blog name to my name. love yah two bitches though =]

lovee jayy.

10 MONTHS

hi hey hello. today is my ten months anniversary with my baby/boyfriend. wow, hell this relationship has been something. we've been through crazy crazy. he says that i am crazy, im not going to deny that.

i love him so much, its more than i can say. he has opened eyes with some certain things. its been awhile for us, before we even became official. he's an asshole though, at times. & im an annoying bitch, but he still loves me right hunny ? lol. plus i wanna choke him too when we're in an argument. sighs* he is my world, & im glad to have him as my boyfriend. there are times when i sit there & think, to me i feel like we DO take each other for granted . . . still he is the best boyfriend in the world. he strives to make me happy all the time, even when he can't. " BEST I'VE EVER HAD " i never wanna lose this, not now. it won't be right if i don't have him . . .

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY HUNNY; ILOVEYOU <3

lovee jayy.

MORE RANDOM

just wanted to post more pictures & spam it on this blog muahaha.

& along with my favorite song playing.

our family haha.

my babies; bella & oreo

this little 3 year old is my world

i would hold his ugly hands until the end of time, LOL ;]

@ the rousse or whatever by betsy ross's bridge

i miss my best friend; this bitch needs to hurry up & come home

haha, this pic is funny. i think this is what mary said -

mary speaking to hieu

jamie speaking to shanda

fanny looking for love

sam speaking to lina

sen trying to rape linda, but chanda came to the rescue haha

my cousins plus babyb0y & i

lovee jayy.

YAKiTORi B0Y

so my girly's & i went to get our drink on at this place called " YAKiTORI B0Y " here in philly on 11th & race i think lol. it was my first time there, & it was a tuesday. it was so packed & i love it there & wanna go more often. its like a sushi bar lounge downstairs & upstairs is karaoke rooms & i think i remembered another big lounge with a bar too, idk lol; but yeahs . . .

i google these photos & i didn't notice how pretty it was, maybe it was because i was too freakin drunk lol.

okays here are pics of me & the girls. we were a hot mess drunk but we had fun ;] we'll look better next time har har.

& mary give me pics from your camera too bitch !

p.s - i threw up later on that night too haha. yuck.

lovee jayy.

CATCH UP

i haven't been blogging, kind of forgot. anyways, things have been the same old. little drama here and there; but " i don't give a fuck " lol. ain't nothing to it. summer still sucks ass. hmm this weekend - girlfriend's son 1st birthday in jersey. i have to go to see my babies. trinh & jayden; haven't seen them in so long.

i have been with baby " boyfriend ", thats the only person i've been with these past days & also my son when i am home being a full time mother. bleeehs. its hot as fucking balls at this very moment, i can't stand the heat. okays for my friends who visits this blog, i no longer have a myspace & facebook account. that shit is gone & over with. my lovers & haters, yall have my aim [ misz jamiee ] & number so contact my phone =] anyways, i was called this & that. im a bitch but im never fake.

keep it fuckin movin' - thats my saying now.

anyways, here are some pics .. enjoy.

my baby & i at wildwood for july 4th

my beautiful babyb0y & i

boyfriend & i babyb0y " oreo "

my bitches; drunk as hell this one night.

& yours truly.

more pics later.

lovee jayy.

ANOTHER SATURDAY

another saturday; the weekend. another day with the boyfriend. its july, & august is almost here already. 2009 flew by fast ! half a year has gone by. this summer kinda sucks, still planning things out. hmmm what to do today though ?!? i'll blog tomorrow.

lovee jayy.

FMYLIFE

so here's a couple of FML [ fuck my life ] stories that i got from its website http://www.fmylife.com/
i feel bad for them, but their stories are funny LOL.

- today, i received my passport in the mail. they got my birthday wrong. then i picked up my birth certificate that i had sent with my application. turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

- today, i was sitting in class and i fell asleep during the lesson. i was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. my teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. she thought it was my phone. FML

- today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. i went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. i walk into his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. she can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

- today, i heard my sister maturbating in her room. i took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and i came back to see her leaving her room ... my electronic toothbrush in her hand. FML

- today, this really attractive woman that i've known for years told me that when i can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. im confined to a wheelchair. FML

- today, i was having sex with my boyfriend. when he was about to orgasm, he screamed " YES BRITTANY! " at the top of his lungs. my name's not brittany. that's his sister. FML

- today, i found out that im pregnant. my husband and i have been trying to have a baby for awhile, and i was very excited to tell him the news. when i opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, i saw him making out with a man. FML

- today. my daughter asked me when was the first time i had sex. after i told her 22 she quickly said " BEAT YA! " she's thirteen. FML

- today, my husband of 9 years announced he was was gay. he insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because i looked like a man. FML

- today, i texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible i felt about cheating. he replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. i was talking about my math exam. FML

- today, i bit my boyfriend's neck. i felt something squirt into my mouth. turns out i had just popped a pimple on his neck into my mouth. FML

haha, wanna read more ? just go to the website and read more FML stories.

lovee jayy.